WHEN THE “COLD HEARTED JEALOUS BITCH TYPE” SPEAKS BEFORE SHE THINKS!
Most people can keep themselves under control when it comes to blurting out their personal feelings and beliefs , whether it be bacause of their religious beliefs , morals , ethics or past experiences that they can relate to they tend to be able to keep it to themselves.
Some just can’t …the story follows …but first….
FIRST _ SOME BACKGROUND
I have taken up photography as a new hobby in the last couple of months , it has always been an interesting thing for me and it beats sitting on my ass all day googlin’.
So I joined the leading local model/tog/MUA site in South Africa called Modelbase.
There are hundreds of people on their , people like me , just getting into it , and there are “seasoned veterans”, absolute masters , if I can call them that willing to give their expert opinion and crit.
I have been studying the masters like Peter-Sealy Fisher , RRAD photography,Kevin Mark Pass, Sean Laurenz , Tim Hulme and even a few female togs like Kat Grudko and Kass photography.
All of these togs are absolute specialists in their fields and does some wicked work that I can only dream of creating.
They take a girl…any girl and turn her into a absolute Goddess , a true art , and one I am really trying to master.
My latest work was based a lot on the work of Sean Laurenz (or at least i want it to be).
I like his way of editing , making a girl look almost surreal.
I have an amazing girlfriend and her name is Caren Human.
She has been doing modeling as a hobby for a while now and has done some amazing work with other professional togs around the country.
We have been doing test shoot together for a while now , doing all kinds of shoots and sitting on the net looking at the masters and their work for days on end finding ideas and angles that we like.
So off to the beach we went , spent 4 hours going through all the ideas and trying some of our own as well.
Spent a couple of hours trying to edit them to get the effect and uploaded them to my port on modelbase and the PortScape group on facebook.
NOW THE STORY
We have about 360 followers on our group that joined on their own free will :p
One of which have been a friend for a few years.
A true character that calls herself a “Compulsive communicator”.We will call her “Cold Hearted Jealous Bitch” for this post.
Spending her days on her own blog and twitter ranting on about anything that comes to mind from :
“My dad always sounds like he’s chatting to a special needs kid when he talks on the phone……. Either that or a deaf person… *sigh* ”
to
“Not quite sure if there’s much point to being yourself if you keep getting interpreted as someone else”.
This same friend joined my group way back when it started and always commented on some of the photos and how she liked them etc etc…
So on the most recent shoot i uploaded these pics…
Heck i even added this picture on modelbase which she didn’t even see.
Minutes after adding these pictures she posted this on her Twitter account -
“@xxxxxxx – photog friend putting up some DODGE photos of his GF. Makes me feel nauseous.”
At this one shoot we were on the beach and there were guys playing soccer while we were shooting.
These guys just dropped their gear and started drooling over caren in her Thong … a normal reaction for guys towards hot girls.
I then posted this on my facebook status :
“Had the most awesome shoot at the beach today….absolutely love it when the guys playing soccer stop completely and drool over caren in her thong …oh yeah!!!”
The bikini’s that we used for the shoot came at a shocking price , but me being the guy I am went and bought them anyways.
Much to my surprise collecting them at the post office with a whack bill of R1500 import duty for bikinis that already cost R2200 .
I bitched about the import duty…caren was over the moon but just as surprised and got a comment from a good friend -
less than 1/2 meters material = R1100import duty
less than 1/2 meters material + Bod like yours = Priceless.
true story.
We obviously love this new gear as its super sexy , we decided that we were going to enter into a competition, if you want to call it that , where you could win another $250 voucher to buy some more gear.
As it happened they loved the pics and she got accepted straight away -
Posting this on my facebook status -
“Oh yeah , our shoot got accepted by Wicked Weasel…. $250 here we come 
”
After which Cold Hearted Jealous Bitch posted this on her twitter account -
“god. Nothing like watching a guy pimp out his girlfriend.”
Little did she know that caren was one of her followers on twitter and reading all of these posts.
Caren felt hurt by her saying things like ” its DODGE” and “nauseating”.
So in response i posted this on my facebook -
“I just love “pimping out” my girlfriend with her “DODGE” photos…because the $250 i get comes in a voucher form for her to buy more bikini’s …man i have so much to gain by doing this!!!“
to which one of my friends responded by saying this -
Guess it also helps that your GF is there to help as a model Keep it up dude
THE ARGUMENT/APOLOGY/JUSTIFICATION that followed.
9:50am CHJB
hey dude , I’m sorry if I offended you
us body conscious people have issues.(*GO TO THE FUCKIN GYM THEN IF YOUR CONSCIOUS*)
your photos of caren are gorgeous and so is she(caren).
9:58am Dewald
so thats why you said its “DODGE”
nice
9:58am CHJB
lol
honey, i wasn’t actually referring to the photos themselves
honestly
i put myself in that position, it’s such an intimate thing when htere;;s a relationship involved
the taking of photos, you can SEE that there’s a relationship, i just think it’s different
that’s all
I have a cocky loud mouth and I really didn’t mean it as badly as youre taking it
so I’m really sorry i offended you
10:02am CHJB
can I put it this way?
10:05am Dewald
I believe caren is the one that’s hurt…And me …well i am all out of “it’s OK” for the CHJB’s family…
10:11am CHJB
If it was me – I would hate it. The picture taking is all very fun and that part I would like – it’s just the sharing that I don’t get. She’s yours. Don’t you want to keep her to yourself? That’s all. It’s just different strokes. I certainly don’t begrudge you your art nor her for her body. Simply a difference of opinion. That is all.
10:14am Dewald
I am not the jealous “keep her to myself”…I want everybody to see what a beautiful girlfriend i have…and it certainly doesn’t ” Makes me feel nauseous” , there is absolutely no reason to try and justify your actions to me .. .there are not a lot of ways in which you can interpret what you said though, is there?
10:14am CHJB
I am not justifying my actions.I let my own hangups make me a bitch
I’m apologizing for them
10:15am Dewald
it sure sounds like it.
10:15am CHJB
I AM a jealous type or at least I am these days….like i said,i was being a bitch ,and I am apologising
and honestly?
it was the soccer guys drooling over her thing that I noticed …not the pics
10:17am Dewald
I don’t believe in apologies , for the simple reason that when you were doing what you were doing or saying what you were saying you knew exactly what you were doing ..and yet you still did it….thats why i don’t believe in apologies.
10:17am CHJB
it was that comment that I found a little distasteful and “dodgy” and “nauseating”.if my bf said that about me I’d be upset
that is all
10:19am Dewald
why , if guys looked at my gf and went eeewwww , or didn’t drop their jaws….then i would have a problem…coz then i have a very ugly gf….and now i can walk away and say dream on fellas….i’m the one taking her home…
10:20am CHJB
yes you can ,not many men are that confident ,in fact for most men the second they stop being jealous is the second you need to start worrying
10:22am CHJB
it’s cool that you’re not
anyway, i have to go
BF is coming to fetch me in a few minutes
10:22am Dewald
there is no need for me to be jealous , if it was the other guys girl..then i should be jealous…coz shes not mine….but she is…so why should i be jealous of my own gf….if you see a guy driving a fancy car…lets say a ferrari , are you jealous …or is he for you looking at it?
10:23am CHJB
I am truly sorry because I do like caren and I really was just letting past rubbish cloud stuff…as I said…. not many guys feel that way most are bonehead jealous types or at least that has been my experience.
when they stop being jeaslou they stop giving a crap
stupid , but so it is ,anyway I’m really sorry that I hurt Caren
It was stupid
10:24am Dewald
tell her that….not me
10:24am CHJB
I will.
…………………………………………………..
And this is where the argument ended.
THE CONCLUSION
A good friend responded to all of this as he was watching things unfold and said this -
You put into art what many people keep hidden in their minds. Everybody is scared of sexuality like it’s a plague while gratuitous violence is accepted as the norm. Screw that shit. Sexuality FTW. Bring on the photos. Nobody ever got anywhere by sticking to “socially acceptable” rules.
and this is 100% true.
A MESSAGE TO COLD HEARTED JEALOUS BITCH –
Stop blaming your “loud mouth” and your” uncontrollable urge to rant out whats on your mind“.
It’s simply not an excuse.
Start thinking before you talk or do anything.
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